Ive always had a terrible vision. Piglet: Yes, Eeyore, and I brought you a present. But what if I dont make it? WITH THEIR MASSIVE HORNS! What did I do today? I heard them talking about burying us tomorrow. Third Place Winner! Wanna hear my story? First Place Winner! If you cant accept me, then thats your issue. You dont watch TV? Ice in your veins. Looks at flashcard again and starts pacing.) Man, this guy really is bad at taking No for an answer, said Life. NO! Hahaha (Serious) But not really. Yeah, Im done but still upset. As a fellow, neighbor, worker, and citizen of this fair town I am here to tell you why I, Brock Bruce, deserves a promotion, and how together, we can make Walmart Great Again! I work hard to be utterly ordinary. Sarah? Not today! Im still alive! I feel as though I am slowly fading away from reality. And Piglet loved it very much. You get up every day before the sun rises. Ricky never really knew how to click with people quite like everyone else, I suppose. When I look in the mirror today, I see the inside. Hesitates.) Come here. It was a normal day at the club, or what we call normal. Or by the logo hologram on the cassette. At that, I asked Haley to drive me back home because frankly, I could not handle one more mishap. I wonder and I wonder, and I know that you say its just my imagination. Feel free to take a few of the peppermints, I saw you eyeing those. Okay, okay, Ill stay calm. And this is one of those times. I am calling the principal! Now, when I saw it on the menu I did some research, and I am fairly certain there is no way that is possible. Some girls like to think that they can be special snowflakes, but theyre all idiots! First Place Winner! If youre done with the tea, dear, you can just set it on my desk. These include but are not limited to alliteration, enjambment, and repetition. First Place Winner! I even keep myself clean, and I would never, ever roll around in stinky stuff in the yard, or chew on dirty socks and then lick the humans. Then I had four cookies at lunch. The young ones aint no real trouble. So, we had to instruct the guests to pretend that he. Tigger: A party? Alright class! So, my mum and I finally found one another again and she asked me if I had eaten anything and I said, Just six pomegranate seeds. Then she said No! Go find someone else you can trick into going all mushy and stupid only to have his heart torn out and smashed like a wine glass at a Jewish wedding. There is something poetic about this unshakable feeling that has fueled a history of plays, songs, and paintings. I would also really appreciate it if I could be seated next to friends, or at least surrounded by people that Im friendly with. Hi, Im Neapolitan. I screamed at him to stop and he looked at me with white hot rage. Im going to tell her I dont want to do this anymore. Now it is all over because I made one mistake. I think she realized it wasnt gonna save her, she must have, she wasnt dumb. By: Briana Rivera, Age 16, New York, USA Description: Anita, a character from West Side Story is talking to her brother Bernardo. Willy nilly silly old bear (pause) Yes, my cat. First off, the research opportunities at your university are mind blowing! [Rabbit] Oh, no, no, help! If you could just look up and see me for who I am: your staunchest supporter, your most faithful ally, your greatest resource. (pause) Perhaps it is because I take a special interest in some of her plants. I did. So, I thought if I was skinny enough; I would be accepted, and people would actually like me. I know Im late for work, but you would not believe the morning Ive had! Youre all worried about me! The very concept is preposterous! I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. (React to thought of what could happen to dogs.) So, Dr. Broomfield is gone, huh? Ill scoop out my own sorta life. Well, the next thing I know, the numbers were announced and, like always, I didnt win. Yeah, Ill admit it. [Gopher] Here, a let me see here summer squash, summer salad, succotash, custard, and honey. (Hysterical laughter) Sorry? [Gopher] I'm gonna skidaddle. He was trying to kill me, I swear! [Christopher Robin] Piglet, that was a very grand thing to do. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? One day, someone from the group to our left said, Do you realize you get to work every day? Working frequently is like the greatest honor we could ever have, by the way. So I started to think, why if I dont belong to a groupI get to work the most? Or you put on your favourite pair of jeans and nobody notices. So, I sold them for a little more than I paid, and by the end of the day I had made about double of what I had spent. Just a couple of words criticizing Chairman Mao, the leader of the Cultural Revolution, and she was gone. We want wallets n watches. He would come home late at night, drunk, if he even came home at all. All my hard work, just thrown away. Oh! For real? Cozy cottage. Why cant they do the same for us? [Eeyore] It might take a day or two, but I'll find a new one. But if you are seriously going to give in to the delusions of this restaurant and order shrimp fried rice, I dont think I can anymore. (yawns) I am not tired! Winnie the Pooh Last night it was going to be her or him, and I chose her. She pounded and tried to get out, but she couldnt. I was so tired last night. Come onAnd I disconnected from the lesson. Ive always found that a nice cup of hot tea can settle my nerves. Tiggers love parties! Bitter fate of my people, bitter my name, bitter tears were shed by the dying, how many people drank their fate with bitter vodka, so many Mariias in the world, that forever people remember their sufferings and do not repeat mistakes. Thats why my footprints were in there. Be thankful for what you have, for who you have. At 8:30 she is supposed to be there. It consists of inner speech, where you can "hear" your own voice play out phrases and conversations . Rabbit: Oh, you've got a lot of nerve showing up here after what you did to Eeyore! Why do I have to be ambushed by this word at a drugstore when its a word that my parents dont even say to each other anymore? I'll roll over in the gutter here. Id give anything to trade bodies with them. Hmm, says Bob, Ive been wanting to talk to you about that. Apparently, the true storythat I came out of a milk carton in the local supermarket when Alan unscrewed the lid, wasnt exciting enough, it didnt scream blockbuster. I was devastated when he died. Im going to take a rock from that mountain and bring it back here. Third Place Winner! Well. I will not cry. He was still in his football uniform. That was a pretty good dance routine, but its nowhere as good as the one I did when I auditioned for the squad. It was really stupidbut you know, we had fun with it. But that day was different. characters he was inspired to share them with children around the world. You found me just in time! It feels wrong to Sadako. All Rights Reserved. eeyore monologue. Ooooh, look what Santa got me! (Winter. You know, when I got married to my first husband, Charlie, I was so nervous. Starts again in announcer voice.) I saw her on the edge of her balcony. You were all I needed, and now Im so alone. If I was a single mom working two jobs just to provide for a kid who failed all of their classes I would be mad too. Something was different this time, I could sense it. By: Konrad Poniatowski, Age 12, Pennsylvania USA Description: The Wolf from the Three Little Pigs complains to his cellmate in jail. Traitors dont deserve anything. Ive never been the victim of bullying. (Dont let him answer) I ALWAYS make my own because Im so creative, but I understand that not everyone is as talented as me! Just remember this the next time you look in the mirror. To be honest, you guys are just reopening those wounds. Mom never liked that. Tall and beautiful mountain of crystal-clear ice! I wonder what my future self will say to me one day. Its kind of a big thing, so Im gonna need you to keep it quiet. We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. The sun is as hot as ever during these summer days. Hello? Anything that you say can and will be used against you. (Goes back to normal voice) I mean honestly! But like dont make it too expensive because my moms gonna make ME pay for it and I dont have that kind of money. So, run along, ya gombeen. Roo: He's going round and round! Genre: Dramatic. Its just an empty grave. I just threw away a friendship after one mistake. What they do see is weird kid and obnoxious boy blowing gargantuan bubbles during class. Of course, I didnt do it because its a computer. Where were you when I needed help with my math homework? (demanding desperately) Well, then open the port, let the Iceberg in. endobj Oh right, I cant. Fourth Place Winner! You can recognize an authentic Disney video either by the camera or the new Mickey Mouse hologram on the spine of the video cover. Honestly, it would have to be when I was six or seven years old. As I walk away, I think about how this man had changed my life. Now that you know how I got into my dream college, its time to tell you how I got kicked out. [Narrator] Now Piglet lived in the middle of the forest in a very grand house in the middle of a beech tree. Now when Pooh heard his Pooh-coo clock (pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo, pooh-coo) he knew it was time for something, but he was a bear of very little brain, so when he thought he thought in the most thoughtful way he could think. I guess you could say Im driven. Im running out of air. Alright already, let the woman wear what she wants okay? Kind of rolls off the tongue, doesnt it? Do you know how it makes a little girl feel to see her parents fade away? MY EARS. I am sick. You recognize me. Many happy returns of Eeyore's birthday, Piglet! No, its not a tattoo, its a scar. And Pooh rolled and rolled until he was black all over. I kinda knew I had it all along. You, sir, are stuck. Just listen. (pacing, pacing) Let me know when you can hear me. Shoot. Finds a candle. But its a snail. Sean? I want a piece! You firmly mouth the word no over your shoulder and turn back around. Act casual. But trust me, if you say anything to the police, I will never forgive you for that. (pause) Right, plus what I had morning. (Shows the picture.) Because its secure. Not only that, but I end up losing more than I win. I will eventually breaka lot of people do. I have been captain of the debate club since you said your first word and believe it or not, sitting here beside (pause) obvious genius like you is not exactly how I wanted to spend my time tonight. It really is a journey to maturityyoull get it someday. I guess I was wrong! But then again, I gotta be honest. And again, I say WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? But thats not even the worst of it! I just single handedly went from town to town playing my flute and had an army of rats following me. Mr. Rupert is very intimidating and you dont want to do anything, even accidentally that could destroy your chances of getting this job. I try to laugh it off and tell myself that Im okayand maybe cry a little bit more. I am what I appear to be. Hed come home from work late with an apology. He was British and personality-wise hes pretty eccentric. Martin, Ive never seen a cat so friendly. Neither did I. It almost looked like our brains were going to explode out of our heads! I promise that my feelings wont be hurt if this doesnt work, but I have to try, okay? (Beat) Ohyoure that guy. This alerts the obnoxious kid sitting behind you who loudly says, Oooh! By: Macy B., Los Alamitos, California, USA, Age 16 Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: Camille is a young girl who is praying to God about her troubled family life. Then, when I got on the bus this morning, none of my friends were on, and I had to sit with a stranger! No maam! Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures. All of a sudden, I started to hear Katherine scream and yell my name. When we heard gunshots, and screaming ringing through the halls, we knew it was real. By: Xavier Johnson, Age 17, Pennsylvania, USA Description: Jessica struggles with depression and shares how difficult it is to get through the day. Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose and began to think again. You can't fool the bees that way. The powers back! I wear makeup due to the fact that I am seen as a monster with a bunch of acne. It might sound weird, but when I feel excluded or unwelcomed by the people sitting around me, my brain kinda wants to distract me from how I feel, which is why its so hard for me to pay attention while doodling. Second Place Winner By: Yulianis Pesante Quinones, Age 14, Virginia, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen reflects on the concept of darkness. Eeyore: Wrong again. But from now on, Im taking the stairs. Eeyore : [ floating under a bridge with Christopher watching him and smiling knowingly ] Just my luck. (pause) Well, I had four pancakes. Most people dont see what they are under their porcelain masks and red lips. Without the curriculars, you know. Happiness, that ends up dead on the side of the road. I-I mean, of course, my parents would always tell me Im pretty. Remember Jeanine, open body language and smile. Theres this one kid he calls booger-licker or BL for short. (Lies down on the floor.) A hunting trophy. All Ive got to do is go up there and perform it the way I know I can, the way Ive rehearsed it dozens of times in the mirror, and if I do that Ill be fine. I know thats weird to say now that shes dead, but everyone was talking about me, laughing at me, and making fun of me. Its just so annoying. Until one day he left and didnt come back. You say it when you bump into me, when you dont hold the door open, when you dont realize Ive been standing right next to you. Only the sticky part's left. [Christopher Robin] What are you looking for Pooh Bear? The problem is that no matter how many times you tell me this shirt doesnt make me look bad or that skirt fits perfectly, the mirror tells me otherwise. [Kanga] No, Pooh. Oh. Youll find out mighty quick that Im a force to be reckoned with. "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference.". There were about ten, no, about twenty ferocious street cats staring me down. I wanted to lie in the grass in my backyard and give my kids advice and teach them life lessons. No one sees me cry. I could tell him I was late for work. She fell to the ground. 4 0 obj IM SIXTEEN. But then I wake up and I feel the excruciating pain. His lack of intelligence gets in the way of everything, and I have to act dumb with him just to make him feel better. With all my might, I swam upward. By: Emma Lugo, Age 13, USA Description: A spoken word piece reflecting on the speakers mother who lived in foster care. Am I correct in assuming it is a rather blustery day outside ? Is he gone? Todays my 21st birthday! However Pooh hadn't gone very far, when a very funny feeling began to creep over him. Yes, Im serious. They smile and laugh and pull people in with dancing green eyes. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. Theres a girl that doesnt live too far from me, and shes pretty nice. Let me keep going. I pledge allegiance to the flag. Im tired of sacrificing my identity just to make your life a little more comfortable. Was it something I said? Ill have you know I did method acting in my youth; Ive had calls from the RSC. What are you doing, mommy? I asked. Like forever, forever? Jessie? (Spoiler Alert: she isnt very good at it.). Now, Im 95 and I can hardly walk. The ones that have no shame hurting people. (Inspired by West Side Story but stands alone as a monologue.) The law office. [Owl] Ah, there you are, Pooh Bear. Now my cat can no longer break it. Im up for the challenge. Or I could write about a kid with a scar who gets a letter from a foreign school and finds out hes a wizard and, wait, nope thats Harry Potter. Monologue #2: ANDREA . I hope you understand. To look at my eyes and see your eyes. The performer must cite the author AND Drama Notebook in his/her recitation, and if possible, add a link to the Drama Notebook Monologues on a web page where the performance is shared. Im not to give it some food and water, and send it off with a coupon for a free spa-day. He had just reached the ripe old age of one hundred and three though, of course, he'd only admit to 97. Ive been craving just to get outside, play, or just get out and do somethingANYTHING. They read as though Eeyore had one chance to get the rhymes right and sometimes it worked while other times, such as at the end of the poem, it didnt. Wake up But it wasnt long before the crack of several gunshots silenced my thoughts. Hold on just a minute here waiter. [Piglet] Yes sir, Owl, it's a very, very blustery day, outside. Thats where I took my first hit of heroin. Yes. It contains three featurettes: "Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree", "Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day", "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too", along with a "We Say Goodbye" scene. So now- when I go to see my wonderful Hades, my mother stops letting plants grow and becomes Winter, because she is so sad I am going. And hes carrying his helmet too. Oh yeah, I just had my birthday. No matter what. Bitterness eclipsed me and the emptiness within me ached. So, this is the way it ends for me. But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers Stay. Name's Tigger. [Eeyore] If you want to follow me, I'll show it to you. No. Uh Pooh Bear? I told her the whole story and that I didnt know how I could get out. 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